Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Boogabooga

P.S
This video was uploaded solely for the purpose of teaching blessy how to do it. No social message to impart here, and no hidden meaning...
P.P.S
I don't know how to delete this post...help please :)

Pandi

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Ultra Venia

Some things are beyond senselessness, beyond evil, beyond forgiveness.
To the thousands of innocents who perished that day-
"We could not stand beside you when the towers collapsed, yet here we are now clearing the rubble so that your remains may be honourably interred."
"We could not stand beside you as you burned or were buried alive, but we are here now with a flame in our hearts."
"We were not at your side as the enemies of peace attacked not only the United States of America, but attemped to destroy democracy, tolerance and humanity, But we stand here now as avenging angels. No place is there for evil...none at all....not in this world.."
(Marvel comics' tribute to the victims of the 9/11 attacks)

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

I.N.D.I.A

India...hmm...hamara bharat mahaan...wher do i start....i ws born n brought up ther so iv had the benefit seein both sides of the coin....I LOVE INDIA dont get me wrong...im a proud indian thru n thru....but india HAS changed....its become so fukd up, absolutely has...wen i ws a kid it was amazing...the fun u can hav in ur childhood in india cant be compared to dubai....its a class apart...but then once u grow up u start to realise india is seriously in trouble....BIG TROUBLE....petrol prices,food prices, cost of living bla bla bla...watevr u hav pandi to giv u the serious bullshit....the smell of urine line is very cliche...everybody says it..iv never smelt it...wen i land i smell more like...oh yea:D weed rite arnd the corner:D:D....oh beer in d foodcourt..y thank u awefully sir....its lovely...for a holiday india is THE place...get high get stoned get fukd up hav a blast..n den cum bak....its all gud...weed is the shit tho...it makes u laugh for so long for absolutely no reason...its js not funny after point....but u still laugh....lol...my man here goes go karting n huntin n wat not...i pretty much hunt for nythin to get me high...its all gud...but screw all tht the thing tht gave me the BEST high tho.....wait for it.....u wont like it....ill tell u nyway......a turbocharged v6 skoda....WOOOHOOOO.....i cant imagin wat a veyron must be like....in india uv got these bikes everywher....if a guy zooms past u in a pulsar...every1 goes...WOAH!! pulsar man!!!!!.....the get even more excited wen they c a karizma....ABEY YAAR KARIZMA BAAP...SOLID HAI!!!...lol.....unfortunately our bharat for all its splendour n superbness,i dunno if thts a word but u get the point, falls short on one very key area....its next to impossible to live ther if u aint a bucket load no ,a container full of dough.....but to hav fun....OH BOY...ull hav fun alrite....
Cheerio
Parsi-o :P

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Manyete


Hey folks...it's been a while....was in India for nearly 2 months...and i know i spoke of the trip with quite a bit of trepidation..but it was simply amazing...this miserable little patch of sand, for all its "glorious acheivements", can't hold a candle to our Bharath...
You know yer in India the moment you land, that stink of urine pervades the air (this is a smell that i will would become inured to within the next one and a half months).I was greeted there by smiling relatives who treated me like a prince, I was from DUBAI, after all... I didn't go clubbing, drink or smoke up, none of the usual stuff...just plain old innocent fun, go-karting with cousins, table tennis with a crazy uncle and a rather ill-fated hunting trip to Ooty. India's changed...fewer cows in the city, fewer beggars, but more garbage...Why is it that we strive to keep Dubai clean but unceremoniously take a leak wherever we feel like it in India? Stricter laws? A lack of democracy? But I digress from the topic, more on this later.
I've always loved Dubai, having lived here for all but 3 months of my life, but this is the first time I've actually come to see what a superficial place this is. No one really cares about the person next to him. That sense of camaraderie is one of the many things that i miss about that place.

Allright..Imna stop before this post becomes too whiny. Oh, by the way, jerry was in India too...stay tuned for his rant on how horrible it was.
Pandi out.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Gender issues??

ॐ ......i thot id start of wid a religious conotation...so 'Om'...bt then again neither does it apply to my religion nor the pandi's bt its a universal symbol...so all the dumbfuks who wudnt knw wat in the world a parsi is wud understand....*FIRE*..lol i crack myself up.....nyway to the topic at hand....the girl thing below wasnt a gender issue it was coz all the oder guys includin mr.pandi here chickened out of playin a girl....so i think at the end of d day i turned out be more of a man...hahaha....but no seriously its no big deal in playin a girl..i mean sure ppl will think ur gay, sure ppl will think "is he like bi or sumthin".....dt will happen.....but boys n girls dont be disheartened....those ppl r js real fukheads who dont knw shit bt nythin nyway....so...the nxt time a real hitler-like professor like ours forces sum1 in ur group to play a girl.....step up first...ull get a lot of perks....trust me ull c...;)

Cheerio

Parsi-o :P

Monday, June 2, 2008

Jerry feeling a bit gender confused..


LOL! Jerry dressed up as a maiden in distress (or rather a distressing maiden..) back in december for a play...sigh...the good ol' days...